Me: (in describing my migraine pain) Hon, it feels like there's too much metal and electricity in my body. Everything is going haywire.
Hubby: Well, Honey, I told you to eat only the toast....not the toaster!
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Me: Hon, what if we meet my ex-boyfriend and I'll introduce him to you like this..."Honey, meet the guy who dumped me." What will you say?
Hubby: (while concentrating on his driving) I'll say, "F*ck you!"
Me: Really? (feeling 'kilig')
Hubby: Yeah! F*ck you! Why you didn't keep her!
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